Depend on this!

that NAsty Press

Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.

If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!

I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!

A bridge too far

Howe will the Bridge to my 51th State Open wiTHout my Ok? nOoOo Whey!

So, those loosing local government tpyes in my 51st State (they must be DEMONkrats) think they can open thier Gordie How International Bridge between my Detroit and there Windsor, in the nearly Great USA state of Ontario, without my personal permission? They think(?) they can do that on July 27?

I’m here to set the record scared straight. Not for all the French fries at