Depend on this!

Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend

Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.

I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life.  I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down.  In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.

Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence.  In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.

Long live Mal Feasence!

You beloved Great Leader

don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello

That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello.  I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.

my team until not

Chicken has intelligence like mE

You’re GREET LEADER has picked Bill Poultry (i call him the Chickin Man) as Acting Director of National Intelligence. Because the roll is on an acting basis, Drum Sticks does not 🚫  need any Senate confirmation, especially buy the Demonkratz… However, ill decide latter if Colonel Sanders will  be mi permanent nominee for the position.

my team until not

Nick’s win in 5 but it SHOULD have been in For!

Yeah MY nicks won game set and match  over the looser Bone Spurs, but it shod  have been in four. I had to be the witness to those Demoncratic fans booing MY team when I supervised Game 3! but four those NY losers THEY would have crossed the finish line in the fourth game!

Had the Dems not stolen the mayorz race, MY NICOs wood be gold meddle winers allready!

You’re Greet Leeder haz Spookin!

I wilL Win!

how we will win the war on cancer with no RFKJR!.

The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.

Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.

my team until not

BULLDOZER LADY LIBURTY? GRATE IDEA!

SUM STUPD PEPLE SAY I CANT HAvE MY EASTWING BALLSROOM AND DARED 2 SUE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEDRER.

WE’LL MY personnel DOj lawyre YAAKOV ROTH set the RECORDING STraight. The judge, some lady named Pat Millett (a BROCK HHUSSAIN OBAMA APPOINTEE!!!!!!} asked.asked my lawyer mr RotH if i could b stoppEd from bulldozening Lady LIbErTy… she asked.

If the government decides to move very quickly and bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, the people whose ancestors — that was the first thing they saw coming to this country — but the government moved too fast, nothing can be done?

My lawYer Roth shut her right down when HE said:

I think that’s right, yes.

Frankly, I have NoT thoUght about bulldozEring the Statue of lady Liberty, but really, well, what a gureat idea!!,!,!. I think I can bilD a very nice Grate Leader  hotel there.

Ok..THAts next On mY List!

 

 

my team until not

MR bIll is riTe 4 the joB!

THE DEMOZ R ULREDY SAYING THAT MI CHOISE FOT NATIONAL SECURITY ADVZR IS NUT QUALIFID!! MR BILL puLLT IZ A FULLY QUALIFD HOME BUILDER LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEADER, BUT NOT AS SUCKSESFULL AS YOURE GREAT LEADER. MR BILL IS ALLSO ACCOMPLISHED ON THE FAILED SATURNDAY NITE LIVE. OH NOOOOOOO! GreAT LEADR OUT!