On June 14th, my 800th birthday, the USB stage the world’s greatest mma fight in my front lawn at the whitehorse. They called it
I love green!
Category: my team until not
Depend on this!
that NAsty Press
Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.
If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!
I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!
Depend on this!
Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello
That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
I wilL Win!
they are MY federal agencies!
Now that ONly the really smart justices on the supreme Court have told me what i ulreddy new…
my team until not
Chicken has intelligence like mE
You’re GREET LEADER has picked Bill Poultry (i call him the Chickin Man) as Acting Director of National Intelligence. Because the roll is on an acting basis, Drum Sticks does not 🚫 need any Senate confirmation, especially buy the Demonkratz… However, ill decide latter if Colonel Sanders will be mi permanent nominee for the position.
I wilL Win!
alien’s are NOT coming to DC on July 4th!
The FAILING new youk times has a head line today that says, ‘Independence Day Events Will Ground Flights in Washington.’
I saw the movie and I know that the aliens are
my team until not
Nick’s win in 5 but it SHOULD have been in For!
Yeah MY nicks won game set and match over the looser Bone Spurs, but it shod have been in four. I had to be the witness to those Demoncratic fans booing MY team when I supervised Game 3! but four those NY losers THEY would have crossed the finish line in the fourth game!
Had the Dems not stolen the mayorz race, MY NICOs wood be gold meddle winers allready!
You’re Greet Leeder haz Spookin!
I wilL Win!
how we will win the war on cancer with no RFKJR!.
The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.
Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.
my team until not
I COMMand U 2 not listen 2 That FAILLING lawyerOyer!
my team until not
BULLDOZER LADY LIBURTY? GRATE IDEA!
SUM STUPD PEPLE SAY I CANT HAvE MY EASTWING BALLSROOM AND DARED 2 SUE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEDRER.
WE’LL MY personnel DOj lawyre YAAKOV ROTH set the RECORDING STraight. The judge, some lady named Pat Millett (a BROCK HHUSSAIN OBAMA APPOINTEE!!!!!!} asked.asked my lawyer mr RotH if i could b stoppEd from bulldozening Lady LIbErTy… she asked.
If the government decides to move very quickly and bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, the people whose ancestors — that was the first thing they saw coming to this country — but the government moved too fast, nothing can be done?
My lawYer Roth shut her right down when HE said:
I think that’s right, yes.
Frankly, I have NoT thoUght about bulldozEring the Statue of lady Liberty, but really, well, what a gureat idea!!,!,!. I think I can bilD a very nice Grate Leader hotel there.
Ok..THAts next On mY List!
my team until not
Hott Toddy iS a GRATE AG for UR GRATEst LEADER!
I intend TO INSUrE THAT hOTT tODDY IS ANOINTED 2 B GRATE LEADers’ Owned AG. I will hAvE Toddy CONTINEU 2 dO GREAT LEDERS biding 2 protek the GRATE LEADER AND MY ROYAL Court.
my team until not
MR bIll is riTe 4 the joB!
THE DEMOZ R ULREDY SAYING THAT MI CHOISE FOT NATIONAL SECURITY ADVZR IS NUT QUALIFID!! MR BILL puLLT IZ A FULLY QUALIFD HOME BUILDER LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEADER, BUT NOT AS SUCKSESFULL AS YOURE GREAT LEADER. MR BILL IS ALLSO ACCOMPLISHED ON THE FAILED SATURNDAY NITE LIVE. OH NOOOOOOO! GreAT LEADR OUT!