Category: Im awl powerfull

Depend on this!

Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend

Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.

I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life.  I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down.  In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.

Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence.  In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.

Long live Mal Feasence!

You beloved Great Leader

don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello

That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello.  I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.

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Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!

Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.

As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.

Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME

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what, me worreery?

Attention all media!!!

I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.

More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.

I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech

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Im awl powerfull

of course its a secret piece deel

The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.

No way joesay!

It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!

Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!