So called “Judge’ Gennie Pyro should be prosecutei the HeLL out of that so-called swimmer who wanted to dig a hole to China through my beloved reflecting pULE. Since it’s my intent and now my MISSON to make sure that my image is engravin at the bottom of the reflecting pool for all to see and admire, it’s absolutely critical that anybody and everybody and everything that tries to destroy my beautiful reflecting pool is persecuted to more than the full extent of the law. COME ON, PYRO, GET HOT AGAIN.
Category: Im awl powerfull
Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader
my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello
That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!
Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.
As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.
Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME
double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
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Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
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what, me worreery?
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
The Straight of America East
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
only I can fix the Smithsonian!
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
Mine are BiGGEr than Charlie’s!
Herez a fotografh that I held back until now!! i’M the Si’s BOss!

guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.
I have ordered my minions in the various departments of MY government to eliminate all guns
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yes, I ordered Maverick to reenact this scene!

Perhaps you didn’t know it, but you’re GREET Leader loveS a certain WAR movie. No one knows that secretly I was also a great fighter pilot in the secret war in my head.MY CALLSIGN WAS…
Thanks Sen. Bob Rumson!
Former Senator Bob Rumson is my politickle mentor…
happy celebrate your Great Leader Day!
as July 4th is a miner holiday, I have decreed the hence4ward it is now “Celabraate The Greatest Leeder Day.” When you grill your hamburgers and
sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!
Some Looney tunes out there are complaining that I’ve made billions of dollars being in office. And being your great leader. I Desrve All if It!
Being your great leader takes a lot of time out of my busy day of executive time so I
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I am Here tO Serve Man!
Lets there be any doubt, I am HERE to serve man!!!! As a member of the kanamits, MY goal is to serve as many people as possible.
I LOVE MAN!!! I LOVE woMAN.
they are MY federal agencies!
Now that ONly the really smart justices on the supreme Court have told me what i ulreddy new…
of course its a secret piece deel
The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.
No way joesay!
It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!
Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!