Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my…
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Depend on this!
Category: my dreams youre nightmares
A bridge too far
Now DOLLYWOOD should be GREATLEADERWOOD
Now that Dollie has gone on to the big show in teh sky, it’is time to remane her place to be GREATLEADERWOOD. What a fitting
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello
That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
what, me worreery?
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
I wilL Win!
only I can fix the Smithsonian!
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
I wilL Win!
guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.
I have ordered my minions in the various departments of MY government to eliminate all guns
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I wilL Win!
yes, I ordered Maverick to reenact this scene!
Perhaps you didn’t know it, but you’re GREET Leader loveS a certain WAR movie. No one knows that secretly I was also a great fighter pilot in the secret war in my head.MY CALLSIGN WAS…