I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” if
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$40 Trillion? I have a Plan!
I’m sick and tired of all those demonKratts complaining about the so-called deficit. It’s not a deficit, it’s
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FREEDUMB 350 NEEDS YOURE MONEY
On June 14th, my 800th birthday, the USB stage the world’s greatest mma fight in my front lawn at the whitehorse. They called it
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that NAsty Press
Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.
If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!
I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!
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Teariffs Galores!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
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Pete Hegstuff is My War Hog!
I’m so proud of little Pete Hegstuff! He reminds of of that terrible actor Colon Joint on that failing show I watch each week on Saturday night that I wastch Live.
Headstuff (not Joint) siad that my little dust-up in the Middle Kingdom has only cost
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double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
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Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
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The Straight of America East
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to