I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” if
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Canadiian toilet paper is grossly overrated or it’s just gross when it’s overrated
Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my…
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$40 Trillion? I have a Plan!
I’m sick and tired of all those demonKratts complaining about the so-called deficit. It’s not a deficit, it’s
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Teariffs Galores!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
A bridge too far
Pete Hegstuff is My War Hog!
I’m so proud of little Pete Hegstuff! He reminds of of that terrible actor Colon Joint on that failing show I watch each week on Saturday night that I wastch Live.
Headstuff (not Joint) siad that my little dust-up in the Middle Kingdom has only cost
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In ME we truss!
In connection with the simiquintercenteneall, I instructed MY MINT to create a GOLDEN coin in my honer. I love gold! But they goofed in teh oringal text, which I had my cumputer experpters fix
I love green!
double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
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Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
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The Straight of America East
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
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NYTimez CLaimz im ripping off my minnows? so WhaT?
On1ce again the faultering and phailling New Yerk tymes how’s the audacity tto says im RIPPING OFF my loyal minnions.Thatguy
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sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!
Some Looney tunes out there are complaining that I’ve made billions of dollars being in office. And being your great leader. I Desrve All if It!
Being your great leader takes a lot of time out of my busy day of executive time so I
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I dont no erric or dawn
The failing Nu Yerk tymes once again is trying to connect me with those two people named Eriic and Dawn.
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I’m sending my pitbull Brandon Car to get NBC!
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yes I said it… I love inflation
The Demoncrazies on the press are all acting like I said something bad. No, of course it’s good. I said it. I like inflation.
I like blowing things up. I like increasing things that I can hold. I like seeing businesses charge more because that means that share prices will go up. I like it when we show the world that i can driveup numbers cuz that must be good. Yes.
I love inflation.
GL out!