Depend on this!

Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend

Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.

I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life.  I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down.  In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.

Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence.  In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.

Long live Mal Feasence!

You beloved Great Leader

don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!

Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.

As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.

Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME