I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” if
Category: to serve ur GREAT LEDER
New Mexico is only the start!
People couldn’t believe that I came up with such a smart idea to rename New Mexico to new America. Actually, I’ve been thinking about it for at least 15 minutes. And after I’m done with New Mexico..
LAke Grate Leader
I’m sick and tired of those Canadians who refuse to pay for
Now DOLLYWOOD should be GREATLEADERWOOD
Now that Dollie has gone on to the big show in teh sky, it’is time to remane her place to be GREATLEADERWOOD. What a fitting
Canada WILL built the Wall
Canada WILL pay the 50 persent terroroff Ive imposted on them until they
Itz Not Like They Were Targets Exactly
Its more like they were Great Leeders’ sheuld in the event that the bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna due people were going to try and
Teariffs Galores!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader
Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!
Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.
As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.
Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME
double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
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The Straight of America East
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
only I can fix the Smithsonian!
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
Mine are BiGGEr than Charlie’s!
Herez a fotografh that I held back until now!! i’M the Si’s BOss!

Thanks Sen. Bob Rumson!
Former Senator Bob Rumson is my politickle mentor…
happy celebrate your Great Leader Day!
as July 4th is a miner holiday, I have decreed the hence4ward it is now “Celabraate The Greatest Leeder Day.” When you grill your hamburgers and