I’m sick and tired of those Canadians who refuse to pay for
I wilL Win!
Month: August 2026
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Canadiian toilet paper is grossly overrated or it’s just gross when it’s overrated
Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my…
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A bridge too far
Now DOLLYWOOD should be GREATLEADERWOOD
Now that Dollie has gone on to the big show in teh sky, it’is time to remane her place to be GREATLEADERWOOD. What a fitting
A bridge too far
Canada WILL built the Wall
Canada WILL pay the 50 persent terroroff Ive imposted on them until they
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$40 Trillion? I have a Plan!
I’m sick and tired of all those demonKratts complaining about the so-called deficit. It’s not a deficit, it’s
A bridge too far
Treez Do nut Vote
Yeah, trees in federul parks block the vue of the sky so thats why I told my adminers
A bridge too far
Itz Not Like They Were Targets Exactly
Its more like they were Great Leeders’ sheuld in the event that the bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna due people were going to try and
big Mackie attackee
hay I was just hungrey
Both the failing New York Times and the failing Washington Post said that I was in a aircraft catering card for my safety. What crap! I was just
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childhod vaccines R4 losers
Today your greTestvery leader took the Bold step of making an order telling people not to take certain vaccines when they’re young. They are not of voting age so it really doesn’t matter. In any event
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Birth wrong is back baby!
The so-called Supreme court, which thinks it decides what the Constitution means, it’s just wrong on burth rite citizenship. It’s okay cuz I fixed them’s error. Heres how…
I love green!
FREEDUMB 350 NEEDS YOURE MONEY
On June 14th, my 800th birthday, the USB stage the world’s greatest mma fight in my front lawn at the whitehorse. They called it
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
Genie Pyro is NOT hot!
So called “Judge’ Gennie Pyro should be prosecutei the HeLL out of that so-called swimmer who wanted to dig a hole to China through my beloved reflecting pULE. Since it’s my intent and now my MISSON to make sure that my image is engravin at the bottom of the reflecting pool for all to see and admire, it’s absolutely critical that anybody and everybody and everything that tries to destroy my beautiful reflecting pool is persecuted to more than the full extent of the law. COME ON, PYRO, GET HOT AGAIN.