Month: June 2026

not all green iz moolah

Reflect on This Green DumDum!

I have a plan!

I have ordered my Federal Police Park people to hunt down and arrest some guy named Shreek. I have it on good authority that he’s been peeing in MY reflecting pond and that’s why it’s turned green.

I’m going to get that GRRRN dumdum and give him the justice he deserves… The deaF penalty by drowning in YOUR GRATE LEEDERS reflecting poUnd.

The nice thing is that no one will be able to see HIZ bodie down there.

Next on my list of Pond confabulators is the Green Hoarenet, which I understand was a fourn looking car made by the Make American Motors company Great Again Company.

i told u I have a plan!

GL out!

my team until not

Chicken has intelligence like mE

You’re GREET LEADER has picked Bill Poultry (i call him the Chickin Man) as Acting Director of National Intelligence. Because the roll is on an acting basis, Drum Sticks does not 🚫  need any Senate confirmation, especially buy the Demonkratz… However, ill decide latter if Colonel Sanders will  be mi permanent nominee for the position.

Im awl powerfull

of course its a secret piece deel

The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.

No way joesay!

It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!

Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!

my team until not

Nick’s win in 5 but it SHOULD have been in For!

Yeah MY nicks won game set and match  over the looser Bone Spurs, but it shod  have been in four. I had to be the witness to those Demoncratic fans booing MY team when I supervised Game 3! but four those NY losers THEY would have crossed the finish line in the fourth game!

Had the Dems not stolen the mayorz race, MY NICOs wood be gold meddle winers allready!

You’re Greet Leeder haz Spookin!

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take Glorious Leaders name off the building?? ill show them!

so a failing federal court judge has decided to take my name off of that old decrepit and failing building?  I think the next thing, and what I should have done before, is simply tear down that old building and build a glorious new eddiface to celebrate me… and occasionally my approved arts!  

Glorious Leader OUT.

I wilL Win!

THIS LAND IS REALLY MY LAND

I think I’m going to change the lyrics to a song written by some dead hippie guy…

This land is my land, this land is my land…
From the Cali-unfortunates to the Red State islands.
From the saw-down forests, to the Gulf of America..This land was made for yours truly me

As I was chauffeured-down that ribbon of MY way,
I saw above me Great Leader’s sign-way,
I saw below me that developable valley
This land was made for only me.

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money money

yes I said it… I love inflation

The Demoncrazies on the press are all acting like I said something bad. No, of course it’s good. I said it. I like inflation.

I like blowing things up. I like increasing things that I can hold. I like seeing businesses charge more because that means that share prices will go up. I like it when we show the world that i can driveup numbers cuz that must be good. Yes.

I love inflation.

GL out!

I wilL Win!

Nixs… You are welcome!

To my ny true nix MGLG (MAKE GRATE LEADER GRATER) fans, you are most welcome. Only your Great Leader could turn around the booze that those demoncratic bone spurs fans for screaming at the game I attended the other night.

Like I said, ur welcome!

Great leader, out.

voting my way

I don’t care who votes as long as I count the votes!

In was way back in 1923 when some guy called Joe Stalin quipped:

I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.

Right on Joe. I could not have said it better, so I’ll take credit for it! Henceforth I command that you credit me for that Pravda!

The Demoncrazies can’t figure out how to run an election. Only RepubliCanDo’s know how, and only then the way that I approve so that our Grovelling Old Party always wins.
 
Only I, supervising and my trusted lieutenants will count votes to ensure that the proper outcome is always achieved.
 
This is your Great Leader.. Out!
 

I wilL Win!

how we will win the war on cancer with no RFKJR!.

The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.

Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.

I wilL Win!

Demoncrats Californa Voter fraude!!!

THis is your Great Leader! HEAR WE GO AGAIN!!!  Calif has MASSIVE voter fraud AGAIN!  Thats bcause the DEMONCRATES allow and even FORCE voters to voter by male!!!,

EveN the FAILING new yoRK TIMES is reporting it. They talk about that FRAUD!!!!!!.!!!!!,!!!

You’re GREAT LEADER HAS THE ANS\R,,, Dont allow DEMONCREATS TO VOTE BY MALE!

my team until not

BULLDOZER LADY LIBURTY? GRATE IDEA!

SUM STUPD PEPLE SAY I CANT HAvE MY EASTWING BALLSROOM AND DARED 2 SUE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEDRER.

WE’LL MY personnel DOj lawyre YAAKOV ROTH set the RECORDING STraight. The judge, some lady named Pat Millett (a BROCK HHUSSAIN OBAMA APPOINTEE!!!!!!} asked.asked my lawyer mr RotH if i could b stoppEd from bulldozening Lady LIbErTy… she asked.

If the government decides to move very quickly and bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, the people whose ancestors — that was the first thing they saw coming to this country — but the government moved too fast, nothing can be done?

My lawYer Roth shut her right down when HE said:

I think that’s right, yes.

Frankly, I have NoT thoUght about bulldozEring the Statue of lady Liberty, but really, well, what a gureat idea!!,!,!. I think I can bilD a very nice Grate Leader  hotel there.

Ok..THAts next On mY List!

 

 

I wilL Win!

the FAILING New Yoke Timez darred 2 rite about mi familys personal stuff.  The NYt loozers said…

A Democratic effort to cancel the audit protection failed on a voice vote.

The result is that an apparently unprecedented and enormously valuable public benefit for the president has, so far, flown under the radar in Congress and passed into Mr. Trump’s hands without much protest from members of his own party.

I donut care about the Demoncrates. The Republicants are my little dogsand theyll do whut 4 my benifet like this or ill kick any oposing soo called membr of conGrEss out of office.  My loyaL lemmings will du that 4 there GraTE leaDER.

I wilL Win!

SKIDANCE Dumps Pully!

YOU’RE GREAT LEADER iz VERY HAPPY TO SEE SKINDANCE DUMP THAT 60seconfs LOSER SCOTT PULLY. THE WHOLE SHOW IS A LOSER, AND THAT NEW LADY BArry IS TRYING 2 MAKE THNGS BETER AT THAT FAILING NETWORK. SHE should ALSO kan thaT FAILING NORma MCDONALDnWho was so MEAN 2 me!

GRATE LEADR OUT!

I wilL Win!

turncoat Republicans and angels

Every tine a republican votes with the Demoncrats, a angel in HEven loses his wings. Anglez are men like GRate LEADUR. Don’t 4get heaven dozen whats its angels, who are all Republicans, to turn to Demoncratz. . Remember I’m you’re gratest leeder and the allmitey appreciate my work.

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YOU NO THAT I HAVE 2 PORTECT GRET LEADERS FAMILY, RITE?

THA PATRIOTIC SLUSH FUND OF $1,776BILL WITH a B WERE ONLY JUST A ROOSE TO HIDE THE BALLS OF WHAT YOUR GREAT LEADR ALWAYS WANTED: P:ROECTION FROM THE IRS…WHICH I CONTRROL.  THATS WHY MY BOY HOT TODDY IS KEEPING MY FAMILY JEWELS INTACT, THAT IS FROM THE IRS ODITS WHAT ARE SO UNFARE TO ME.  I GAT WHAT I WANTED AND YOU, MY DELITEFUL LEMMINGS, SHOULD BE AND MUST BE AND DAMM WELL BUTTER BE VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR FAVORAT GRET LEADEEDR. SEE HOW I JUST SAVED THE GOOD AND LOAYAL FOLLOWINGERS OF YOUR GREAT LEADER NEARLY $2 BILLION (that iS WITH a B) D$llARDS. I AM your grate LEADer..

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PAMM BONDO IZ MY GURL

ThIS IS YOUR GTRAT LEADUR WHO YUO LOVE AND OBAY! BLONDY BONDY Is my gurl. she nose how to duck questions an d changz topics. She LURNED THAT FROM YOUR GRATE LIDER. YO GO BLONDIE. GREat leadur OUT.!

my team until not

MR bIll is riTe 4 the joB!

THE DEMOZ R ULREDY SAYING THAT MI CHOISE FOT NATIONAL SECURITY ADVZR IS NUT QUALIFID!! MR BILL puLLT IZ A FULLY QUALIFD HOME BUILDER LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEADER, BUT NOT AS SUCKSESFULL AS YOURE GREAT LEADER. MR BILL IS ALLSO ACCOMPLISHED ON THE FAILED SATURNDAY NITE LIVE. OH NOOOOOOO! GreAT LEADR OUT! 

I wilL Win!

MY NAMES MORE IMPORANT THAN JfKz

THIS IS YOURE GREAT LEADRE.  NO CORT THING IS GOING 2 GET MY BELOUVED NAME OFF THE WALE OF TH GREAT LEADERZ THEATRE. ITS MINE AND BELOUNGS TO ME ME ME!!!  I INTEDN TO MAKE IT ALL GOOLD AND SHINEY INSIDE LIKE EVERYTHANG I TOUCH SO GOOD.  THIS IS YOUR GRATE LEADER!