Ur gurrrŕrrrrŕate leader have been busy trying to unravul the deep steak thats UNDERmying me!
Depend on this!
Category: I wilL Win!
I wilL Win!
51st State payz more 4 50 state goods
Residence of my 51th State will now pay a premum for goods from the other 50 states. Thatis becauze
I wilL Win!
LAke Grate Leader
I’m sick and tired of those Canadians who refuse to pay for
A bridge too far
Now DOLLYWOOD should be GREATLEADERWOOD
Now that Dollie has gone on to the big show in teh sky, it’is time to remane her place to be GREATLEADERWOOD. What a fitting
A bridge too far
Canada WILL built the Wall
Canada WILL pay the 50 persent terroroff Ive imposted on them until they
A bridge too far
Treez Do nut Vote
Yeah, trees in federul parks block the vue of the sky so thats why I told my adminers
A bridge too far
Itz Not Like They Were Targets Exactly
Its more like they were Great Leeders’ sheuld in the event that the bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna due people were going to try and
Depend on this!
that NAsty Press
Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.
If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!
I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!
Depend on this!
Teariffs Galores!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
A bridge too far
Pete Hegstuff is My War Hog!
I’m so proud of little Pete Hegstuff! He reminds of of that terrible actor Colon Joint on that failing show I watch each week on Saturday night that I wastch Live.
Headstuff (not Joint) siad that my little dust-up in the Middle Kingdom has only cost
I wilL Win!
In ME we truss!
In connection with the simiquintercenteneall, I instructed MY MINT to create a GOLDEN coin in my honer. I love gold! But they goofed in teh oringal text, which I had my cumputer experpters fix
I love green!
double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
Read More “double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee”
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
Read More “Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.”
don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe
what, me worreery?
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
I wilL Win!
only I can fix the Smithsonian!
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
I wilL Win!
NYTimez CLaimz im ripping off my minnows? so WhaT?
On1ce again the faultering and phailling New Yerk tymes how’s the audacity tto says im RIPPING OFF my loyal minnions.Thatguy
Read More “NYTimez CLaimz im ripping off my minnows? so WhaT?”
I wilL Win!
guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.
I have ordered my minions in the various departments of MY government to eliminate all guns
Read More “guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.”
I wilL Win!
yes, I ordered Maverick to reenact this scene!
Perhaps you didn’t know it, but you’re GREET Leader loveS a certain WAR movie. No one knows that secretly I was also a great fighter pilot in the secret war in my head.MY CALLSIGN WAS…
I wilL Win!
sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!
Some Looney tunes out there are complaining that I’ve made billions of dollars being in office. And being your great leader. I Desrve All if It!
Being your great leader takes a lot of time out of my busy day of executive time so I
Read More “sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!”
I wilL Win!
they are MY federal agencies!
Now that ONly the really smart justices on the supreme Court have told me what i ulreddy new…
I wilL Win!
I am declaring war on algae!
A great threat looms against our beloved nation, and your great leader is determined to win it at any cost, and probably at a lot of cost. But, I’m going to fight
I wilL Win!
alien’s are NOT coming to DC on July 4th!
The FAILING new youk times has a head line today that says, ‘Independence Day Events Will Ground Flights in Washington.’
I saw the movie and I know that the aliens are
I wilL Win!
THIS LAND IS REALLY MY LAND
I think I’m going to change the lyrics to a song written by some dead hippie guy…
This land is my land, this land is my land…
From the Cali-unfortunates to the Red State islands.
From the saw-down forests, to the Gulf of America..This land was made for yours truly meAs I was chauffeured-down that ribbon of MY way,
I saw above me Great Leader’s sign-way,
I saw below me that developable valley
This land was made for only me.
I wilL Win!
great leader is a very stable genius
This guy sings real fast but I am able to hear that he knows that I’m a very stable genius so that’s right. That’s all that matters is that you know that I am your stable genius leader of greatness.
♥
I wilL Win!
Nixs… You are welcome!
To my ny true nix MGLG (MAKE GRATE LEADER GRATER) fans, you are most welcome. Only your Great Leader could turn around the booze that those demoncratic bone spurs fans for screaming at the game I attended the other night.
Like I said, ur welcome!
Great leader, out.
I wilL Win!
how we will win the war on cancer with no RFKJR!.
The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.
Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.
I wilL Win!
Demoncrats Californa Voter fraude!!!
THis is your Great Leader! HEAR WE GO AGAIN!!! Calif has MASSIVE voter fraud AGAIN! Thats bcause the DEMONCRATES allow and even FORCE voters to voter by male!!!,
EveN the FAILING new yoRK TIMES is reporting it. They talk about that FRAUD!!!!!!.!!!!!,!!!
You’re GREAT LEADER HAS THE ANS\R,,, Dont allow DEMONCREATS TO VOTE BY MALE!
I wilL Win!
the FAILING New Yoke Timez darred 2 rite about mi familys personal stuff. The NYt loozers said…
A Democratic effort to cancel the audit protection failed on a voice vote.
The result is that an apparently unprecedented and enormously valuable public benefit for the president has, so far, flown under the radar in Congress and passed into Mr. Trump’s hands without much protest from members of his own party.
I donut care about the Demoncrates. The Republicants are my little dogsand theyll do whut 4 my benifet like this or ill kick any oposing soo called membr of conGrEss out of office. My loyaL lemmings will du that 4 there GraTE leaDER.
I wilL Win!
SKIDANCE Dumps Pully!
YOU’RE GREAT LEADER iz VERY HAPPY TO SEE SKINDANCE DUMP THAT 60seconfs LOSER SCOTT PULLY. THE WHOLE SHOW IS A LOSER, AND THAT NEW LADY BArry IS TRYING 2 MAKE THNGS BETER AT THAT FAILING NETWORK. SHE should ALSO kan thaT FAILING NORma MCDONALDnWho was so MEAN 2 me!
GRATE LEADR OUT!
I wilL Win!
turncoat Republicans and angels
Every tine a republican votes with the Demoncrats, a angel in HEven loses his wings. Anglez are men like GRate LEADUR. Don’t 4get heaven dozen whats its angels, who are all Republicans, to turn to Demoncratz. . Remember I’m you’re gratest leeder and the allmitey appreciate my work.