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Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend

Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.

I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life.  I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down.  In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.

Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence.  In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.

Long live Mal Feasence!

You beloved Great Leader

don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello

That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello.  I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.

don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!

Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.

As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.

Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME

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don't ask me howe I'll tell you howe

what, me worreery?

Attention all media!!!

I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.

More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.

I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech

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A bridge too far

Howe will the Bridge to my 51th State Open wiTHout my Ok? nOoOo Whey!

So, those loosing local government tpyes in my 51st State (they must be DEMONkrats) think they can open thier Gordie How International Bridge between my Detroit and there Windsor, in the nearly Great USA state of Ontario, without my personal permission? They think(?) they can do that on July 27?

I’m here to set the record scared straight. Not for all the French fries at

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not all green iz moolah

Reflect on This Green DumDum!

I have a plan!

I have ordered my Federal Police Park people to hunt down and arrest some guy named Shreek. I have it on good authority that he’s been peeing in MY reflecting pond and that’s why it’s turned green.

I’m going to get that GRRRN dumdum and give him the justice he deserves… The deaF penalty by drowning in YOUR GRATE LEEDERS reflecting poUnd.

The nice thing is that no one will be able to see HIZ bodie down there.

Next on my list of Pond confabulators is the Green Hoarenet, which I understand was a fourn looking car made by the Make American Motors company Great Again Company.

i told u I have a plan!

GL out!

my team until not

Chicken has intelligence like mE

You’re GREET LEADER has picked Bill Poultry (i call him the Chickin Man) as Acting Director of National Intelligence. Because the roll is on an acting basis, Drum Sticks does not 🚫  need any Senate confirmation, especially buy the Demonkratz… However, ill decide latter if Colonel Sanders will  be mi permanent nominee for the position.

Im awl powerfull

of course its a secret piece deel

The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.

No way joesay!

It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!

Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!

my team until not

Nick’s win in 5 but it SHOULD have been in For!

Yeah MY nicks won game set and match  over the looser Bone Spurs, but it shod  have been in four. I had to be the witness to those Demoncratic fans booing MY team when I supervised Game 3! but four those NY losers THEY would have crossed the finish line in the fourth game!

Had the Dems not stolen the mayorz race, MY NICOs wood be gold meddle winers allready!

You’re Greet Leeder haz Spookin!

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take Glorious Leaders name off the building?? ill show them!

so a failing federal court judge has decided to take my name off of that old decrepit and failing building?  I think the next thing, and what I should have done before, is simply tear down that old building and build a glorious new eddiface to celebrate me… and occasionally my approved arts!  

Glorious Leader OUT.

I wilL Win!

THIS LAND IS REALLY MY LAND

I think I’m going to change the lyrics to a song written by some dead hippie guy…

This land is my land, this land is my land…
From the Cali-unfortunates to the Red State islands.
From the saw-down forests, to the Gulf of America..This land was made for yours truly me

As I was chauffeured-down that ribbon of MY way,
I saw above me Great Leader’s sign-way,
I saw below me that developable valley
This land was made for only me.

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