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Genie Pyro is NOT hot!

So called “Judge’ Gennie Pyro should be prosecutei the HeLL out of that so-called swimmer who wanted to dig a hole to China through my beloved reflecting pULE. Since it’s my intent and now my MISSON to make sure that my image is engravin at the bottom of the reflecting pool for all to see and admire, it’s absolutely critical that anybody and everybody and everything that tries to destroy my beautiful reflecting pool is persecuted to more than the full extent of the law. COME ON, PYRO, GET HOT AGAIN.

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that NAsty Press

Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.

If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!

I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!

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Teariffs Galores!

I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by

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Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend

Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.

I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life.  I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down.  In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.

Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence.  In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.

Long live Mal Feasence!

You beloved Great Leader

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my own Pello guy should be Gov Pello

That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello.  I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.

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Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!

Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.

As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.

Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME

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what, me worreery?

Attention all media!!!

I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.

More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.

I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech

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A bridge too far

Howe will the Bridge to my 51th State Open wiTHout my Ok? nOoOo Whey!

So, those loosing local government tpyes in my 51st State (they must be DEMONkrats) think they can open thier Gordie How International Bridge between my Detroit and there Windsor, in the nearly Great USA state of Ontario, without my personal permission? They think(?) they can do that on July 27?

I’m here to set the record scared straight. Not for all the French fries at

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