…and the Truth is Optional
First, ignore that maple flag waveing Northender of the Border @todmaffin. He’s not on my team!
Second, when @todmaffin makes come corney jokes about my inposition of a 50% tearoff, just know that the jokes on him and his hole gang of camadian buddies. Yes, I’m putting on a 50% terrif
Read More “Hay Canada and Tod Maffin, its only a 50 pursent tearuf!”
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader
That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
In connection with the simiquintercenteneall, I instructed my MINT to create a GOLDEN coin in my honer. I love gold! But they goofed in teh oringal text, which I had my cumputer experpters fix
What’s painfully clear to those who listen to me rather than trusting their lying eyes is that blue State voter registration is full of fraud. I have a plan to fix this once and forme.
Here is my plan…
Read More “we can’t trust blew states to do voter registration so I have a plan”
Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.
As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.
Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
Read More “double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee”
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
Read More “Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.”
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
So, those loosing local government tpyes in my 51st State (they must be DEMONkrats) think they can open thier Gordie How International Bridge between my Detroit and there Windsor, in the nearly Great USA state of Ontario, without my personal permission? They think(?) they can do that on July 27?
I’m here to set the record scared straight. Not for all the French fries at
Read More “Howe will the Bridge to my 51th State Open wiTHout my Ok? nOoOo Whey!”
On1ce again the faultering and phailling New Yerk tymes how’s the audacity tto says im RIPPING OFF my loyal minnions.Thatguy
Read More “NYTimez CLaimz im ripping off my minnows? so WhaT?”
Herez a fotografh that I held back until now!! i’M the Si’s BOss!
I have ordered my minions in the various departments of MY government to eliminate all guns
Read More “guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.”
Perhaps you didn’t know it, but you’re GREET Leader loveS a certain WAR movie. No one knows that secretly I was also a great fighter pilot in the secret war in my head.MY CALLSIGN WAS…
Former Senator Bob Rumson is my politickle mentor…
as July 4th is a miner holiday, I have decreed the hence4ward it is now “Celabraate The Greatest Leeder Day.” When you grill your hamburgers and
Some Looney tunes out there are complaining that I’ve made billions of dollars being in office. And being your great leader. I Desrve All if It!
Being your great leader takes a lot of time out of my busy day of executive time so I
Read More “sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!”
Lets there be any doubt, I am HERE to serve man!!!! As a member of the kanamits, MY goal is to serve as many people as possible.
I LOVE MAN!!! I LOVE woMAN.