Ur gurrrŕrrrrŕate leader have been busy trying to unravul the deep steak thats UNDERmying me!
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9-Eleven
Luckily my building was safe!
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Y Stop at 5000$!?
I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” if
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Canadiian toilet paper is grossly overrated or it’s just gross when it’s overrated
Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my…
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$40 Trillion? I have a Plan!
I’m sick and tired of all those demonKratts complaining about the so-called deficit. It’s not a deficit, it’s
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Treez Do nut Vote
Yeah, trees in federul parks block the vue of the sky so thats why I told my adminers
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Itz Not Like They Were Targets Exactly
Its more like they were Great Leeders’ sheuld in the event that the bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna due people were going to try and
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childhod vaccines R4 losers
Today your greTestvery leader took the Bold step of making an order telling people not to take certain vaccines when they’re young. They are not of voting age so it really doesn’t matter. In any event
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that NAsty Press
Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.
If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!
I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!
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Teariffs Galores!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
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Donut knock him…Mal Feasence is my Friend
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader