Y Stop at 5000$!?

I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” ifyou keep me in office by voting RepubliCAN of the midterms.

Maybe 5 thousand is knot enuf…lets go for 50 LARG! IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER TO ME BECAUSE I’M ONLY GIVING you money that you already put into the government in other words my pocket.

Hay wait a minute! if it comes out of my pocket then lets make it 50 bucks instead of 5,000.

My true loyal followers of the great leader will take whatever I decide to give them and say, thank you sir may I have another. Yeah for 50 bucks if I can buy your voat at the midterm it’s worth it!

Remember you herd it here f1rst: the promise of free money if my lemmings keep me in office by voting for my elected lemmings! And you all know how I keep my promises!