That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
Category: voting my way
we can’t trust blew states to do voter registration so I have a plan
What’s painfully clear to those who listen to me rather than trusting their lying eyes is that blue State voter registration is full of fraud. I have a plan to fix this once and forme.
Here is my plan…
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Only I No how to keep dead people from voting!
Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.
As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.
Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME
what, me worreery?
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
of course its a secret piece deel
The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.
No way joesay!
It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!
Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!
I don’t care who votes as long as I count the votes!
In was way back in 1923 when some guy called Joe Stalin quipped:
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.
Right on Joe. I could not have said it better, so I’ll take credit for it! Henceforth I command that you credit me for that Pravda!
The Demoncrazies can’t figure out how to run an election. Only RepubliCanDo’s know how, and only then the way that I approve so that our Grovelling Old Party always wins.
Only I, supervising and my trusted lieutenants will count votes to ensure that the proper outcome is always achieved.
This is your Great Leader.. Out!