On June 14th, my 800th birthday, the USB stage the world’s greatest mma fight in my front lawn at the whitehorse. They called it
Freedom 350. I guess that’s how many people showed up.
Now it turns out that my friends lost 300 million Great Leeder Coins on the event.
I cant let that stand, or is it sit… Anyway, as a birthday gift to me, I want each of you Loyal lemmings to send me $350 so that I can gave them a portion of that to my friends to cover their losses.
Remember you can donate more than that amount or donate multiple times but as a loyal lemming, I xpect you to did your shirt!
You know the address so just make it out to me and you can trust that I’ll make sure that the right amount gets passed on. Yep 100% you can rely on me for that.
Greet leader
