In was way back in 1923 when some guy called Joe Stalin quipped:
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.
Right on Joe. I could not have said it better, so I’ll take credit for it! Henceforth I command that you credit me for that Pravda!
The Demoncrazies can’t figure out how to run an election. Only RepubliCanDo’s know how, and only then the way that I approve so that our Grovelling Old Party always wins.
Only I, supervising and my trusted lieutenants will count votes to ensure that the proper outcome is always achieved.
This is your Great Leader.. Out!
