…and the Truth is Optional
I donut understand what this uproar is all about.
I’ve I’ve AULWAYS believe that males voting should be the ONLY way to vote. In fact if we only had voting by males I would win every election…JUST LIKE I DID!!!
When U go to the midterms in just a few weeks, remember voting by males is the only way it should and can work for your GRAET LEEADER!
Ur gurrrŕrrrrŕate leader have been busy trying to unravul the deep steak thats UNDERmying me!
Luckily my building was safe!
I’ve been thinking about mi 5000$ per adult AMERIcan voter ‘incentive” if
Residence of my 51th State will now pay a premum for goods from the other 50 states. Thatis becauze
People couldn’t believe that I came up with such a smart idea to rename New Mexico to new America. Actually, I’ve been thinking about it for at least 15 minutes. And after I’m done with New Mexico..
Here is YourGreat LEeder’s design for my 250 feets tall mounument to my greet leadership. B’ing able to see the Arlingtin National Cemetery is SOOOOOO Ovurrated!
I have ordered the immede8 construction of this greatness and you will
I’m sick and tired of those Canadians who refuse to pay for
Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my…
Read More “Canadiian toilet paper is grossly overrated or it’s just gross when it’s overrated”
Now that Dollie has gone on to the big show in teh sky, it’is time to remane her place to be GREATLEADERWOOD. What a fitting
Canada WILL pay the 50 persent terroroff Ive imposted on them until they
I’m sick and tired of all those demonKratts complaining about the so-called deficit. It’s not a deficit, it’s
Yeah, trees in federul parks block the vue of the sky so thats why I told my adminers
Its more like they were Great Leeders’ sheuld in the event that the bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna due people were going to try and
Both the failing New York Times and the failing Washington Post said that I was in a aircraft catering card for my safety. What crap! I was just
Today your greTestvery leader took the Bold step of making an order telling people not to take certain vaccines when they’re young. They are not of voting age so it really doesn’t matter. In any event
The so-called Supreme court, which thinks it decides what the Constitution means, it’s just wrong on burth rite citizenship. It’s okay cuz I fixed them’s error. Heres how…
On June 14th, my 800th birthday, the USB stage the world’s greatest mma fight in my front lawn at the whitehorse. They called it
So called “Judge’ Gennie Pyro should be prosecutei the HeLL out of that so-called swimmer who wanted to dig a hole to China through my beloved reflecting pULE. Since it’s my intent and now my MISSON to make sure that my image is engravin at the bottom of the reflecting pool for all to see and admire, it’s absolutely critical that anybody and everybody and everything that tries to destroy my beautiful reflecting pool is persecuted to more than the full extent of the law. COME ON, PYRO, GET HOT AGAIN.
Those “press” people have to understand that I get what they are doing. onLY I control the Pravda in my Administration and comming from your Great Leeeder.
If the 4th Estate continues to try and report the truth … Pravda… Ill sick my fcc Branden Car commissar on them!!!
I kontrol the truth. You only listen to the Greatist Leader… ME!
I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by
I’m so proud of little Pete Hegstuff! He reminds of of that terrible actor Colon Joint on that failing show I watch each week on Saturday night that I wastch Live.
Headstuff (not Joint) siad that my little dust-up in the Middle Kingdom has only cost
First, ignore that maple flag waveing Northender of the Border @todmaffin. He’s not on my team!
Second, when @todmaffin makes come corney jokes about my inposition of a 50% tearoff, just know that the jokes on him and his hole gang of camadian buddies. Yes, I’m putting on a 50% terrif
Read More “Hay Canada and Tod Maffin, its only a 50 pursent tearuf!”
Some nasty peoples (all Demonickrats) are complainting that they don’t like my relationsihp with Mal Feasence.
I’ve been connected to Mal Feasence for my entire life. I put my trust in Mal Feasence for a good reason: Mal Feasence has neever let me down. In fact, the very very few times I have gotten into trouble over my life, always due to those nasty DemonKrats, its has been Mal Feasence who I’ve depended on to get me out of the jams.
Dont nock Mal Feasence because you dont know Mal Feasence. In my governMent, you can depend on Mal Feasence, just like I have for decades.
Long live Mal Feasence!
You beloved Great Leader
That Pello Guy.. .my Pello guy wants to be Gov. pello. I support him because he knows that Greet Leadre is his Daddy. That doesnt mean I dont love Erica or Dawn any less… I couldnt’ love them any less, so vote for my Pello guy no mater what state hes resided to vote in.
In connection with the simiquintercenteneall, I instructed MY MINT to create a GOLDEN coin in my honer. I love gold! But they goofed in teh oringal text, which I had my cumputer experpters fix
What’s painfully clear to those who listen to me rather than trusting their lying eyes is that blue State voter registration is full of fraud. I have a plan to fix this once and forme.
Here is my plan…
Read More “we can’t trust blew states to do voter registration so I have a plan”
Last night I talked to the one network who is loyal to America and to all of the Americans who watched All of me talk.
As I said last night, a massive problem is voting by dead people. Of course, you’re great leader has a solution to this unbelievably large and really big problem.
Because the democraZies in Congress block all good legislation, earlier today I issued an executive order making it a CRIME
Because all of my thoughts are valuable, even the the ones I don’t understand myself, I’ve decided to charge access to my brain. Well, actually early access to my brain.
If you want to know what I’m thinking even before I do, all you have to do is…
Read More “double dare super duper Early Access now available for a fee”
So Michael Corleone thought that he was the smart one by not investing in Cuba? $2M for just one hotel? Ridiculous!
Of course I have a better plan. I’ll just…
Read More “Im smarter than Michael Corleone. I’ll envest in cuba.”