…and Truth is Optional
Every tine a republican votes with the Demoncrats, a angel in HEven loses his wings. Anglez are men like GRate LEADUR. Don’t 4get heaven dozen whats its angels, who are all Republicans, to turn to Demoncratz. . Remember I’m you’re gratest leeder and the allmitey appreciate my work.
I intend TO INSUrE THAT hOTT tODDY IS ANOINTED 2 B GRATE LEADers’ Owned AG. I will hAvE Toddy CONTINEU 2 dO GREAT LEDERS biding 2 protek the GRATE LEADER AND MY ROYAL Court.
THA PATRIOTIC SLUSH FUND OF $1,776BILL WITH a B WERE ONLY JUST A ROOSE TO HIDE THE BALLS OF WHAT YOUR GREAT LEADR ALWAYS WANTED: P:ROECTION FROM THE IRS…WHICH I CONTRROL. THATS WHY MY BOY HOT TODDY IS KEEPING MY FAMILY JEWELS INTACT, THAT IS FROM THE IRS ODITS WHAT ARE SO UNFARE TO ME. I GAT WHAT I WANTED AND YOU, MY DELITEFUL LEMMINGS, SHOULD BE AND MUST BE AND DAMM WELL BUTTER BE VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR FAVORAT GRET LEADEEDR. SEE HOW I JUST SAVED THE GOOD AND LOAYAL FOLLOWINGERS OF YOUR GREAT LEADER NEARLY $2 BILLION (that iS WITH a B) D$llARDS. I AM your grate LEADer..
ThIS IS YOUR GTRAT LEADUR WHO YUO LOVE AND OBAY! BLONDY BONDY Is my gurl. she nose how to duck questions an d changz topics. She LURNED THAT FROM YOUR GRATE LIDER. YO GO BLONDIE. GREat leadur OUT.!
THE DEMOZ R ULREDY SAYING THAT MI CHOISE FOT NATIONAL SECURITY ADVZR IS NUT QUALIFID!! MR BILL puLLT IZ A FULLY QUALIFD HOME BUILDER LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEADER, BUT NOT AS SUCKSESFULL AS YOURE GREAT LEADER. MR BILL IS ALLSO ACCOMPLISHED ON THE FAILED SATURNDAY NITE LIVE. OH NOOOOOOO! GreAT LEADR OUT!
THIS IS YOURE GREAT LEADRE. NO CORT THING IS GOING 2 GET MY BELOUVED NAME OFF THE WALE OF TH GREAT LEADERZ THEATRE. ITS MINE AND BELOUNGS TO ME ME ME!!! I INTEDN TO MAKE IT ALL GOOLD AND SHINEY INSIDE LIKE EVERYTHANG I TOUCH SO GOOD. THIS IS YOUR GRATE LEADER!
Your Gurate Leader is a very STABLE GENIOUS. JJUST ASK ANYONE WHO I NOT HA8FUL OF ME! I WILL SMIT DOWN ALL OF HTE GOODLESS SOLES AT ABC THUR MY BCAR!
I AM YOUR GREAT LEADER. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHEN I SIT ON THE THROWNE I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THOSE LOWER CAP LOUVERS. I BELIEEVE THAT THE LEADER ABOVE HAS APOINTED ME TO LEAD OUR GREATEST NATION TO BE GREATER AGAIN BECASE I ONLY CAN DO IT. WE WILL STRIKE DOWN THE UNBELIVERS AND I WILL LED YOU TO MY PROMISE LAND. THOS IN THE OPPOSIING PARTY WILL BE SMITED BY MY MITETY INTELECT I ONLY WILL LED YOU TO THE GREATNESS I HAVE TOLD YOU YOU LOST AND YOU BELIEVD ME. BELIVE ME NOW WHEN I TELL YOU TO BUY MY MERCHINDICE, WHICH IS MADE IN THE LAND OF OUR EMETYS, BECAUSE IT FORCES THERE PEOPLE TO BE PAID LOWER THEN THE LOWER WAGEZ I FIGHT FOR YOU TO GET WITHOUT TIPPS ON TAXES. WHY ANYONE WOULD TIP A TAX IS BEYOND MI. i AM YOUR GREAT LEADER! THANK YOU FOR LISTING TO ME. GL OUT!