A great threat looms against our beloved nation, and your great leader is determined to win it at any cost, and probably at a lot of cost. But, I’m going to fight the war against the evil alien algae.
No one will desecrate my great reflecting pond or is it a pool or is it a big puddle? Whatever the hell it is I’m bound and determined to win. I will show all that I can fight a worm or is it a fish or whatever the hell it is that’s desecrating my great reflection.
I’m prepared to spend billions of dollars of your money to win this war against those aliens.
I will deport them.
I will see them behind a wall.
I will see them in my dreams.
Help you’re a great leader fight this war against the evil algae by buying some of my coins and merch and I will consider you a true believer and follower your great leader, and not a Democrazy.
Are you with me? Tell me in the comments!
Great leader, and THE WORLD’S GREATEST great algae fighter, OUT!
