Sure the Canadians are going to make American toilet paper more expensive. Well they can wipe my… Taraff with their smug maple syrup! Anyway, who needs Canadian toilet paper when we have good old American Sears roebuck catalogs and phone books and yellow pages and map books. We have lots of ways of wiping the Canadians out of our posteriors. I’m figuring out how to hit them so hard their border wall will fall out. Only I am allowed to build border walls, so anything that you read about the northerners is NAsty! Does anybody have any Montygomery Ward catalogs? Heck I’d be happy wipping outa bed bath & beyond 20% discount coupons.
How about those old AOL three and a half inch discs? You see I told you we don’t need those Canadian toilet papers. Who’s with me? Keep on rolling… Those toilet papers! 4″
This is great leader over and out!
