I, you’re Greet Leader invoke Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974, which allows YOUR GREAT LEEDER to impose tariffs on foreign countries that engage in unreasonable or discriminatory trade practices against my personel dominion. My lawyer is tell me that I can do 10%, which everybody knows will be paid for by the other countries, and not by my dearest sovereign citizens.
It’s just like the big wall. Mexico built it for us with their dollars, and the nation’s know that I’m going to add new tariffs too pay through the nostril cavity.
As we come up to the midterm elections, you remember who’s taking care of you and making sure that fair trade is paid for by the people who get it. At least I think they get it because that’s what my trusty advisors tell me.
Remember who loves you all, baby chicks!
G. L.
