The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
imediateley change all maps every wear to reflect my new name.
Because it now carries my name I can charge all the tolls that I want and I’m going to start charging tolls right now just like I would if this River was located in The Golf Of America West.
In fact, I gave me a greet idea! effective immediately I’m going to start charging tolls to use the Golf of America. I’m going to call it a greenz fee because the water is the most beautiful shade ofgreen just like my baeutiful reflecting pool.
Just look at how much money I’m going to generate with my greenz fee!
I am, n remain, your Greatist Leader!
