As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
made much more reflective of the sunlight that I cast off when i walk down it’s halls.
Second, we got get rid of that Brunch guy. I’m more of a dinner guy at McDonald’s, anyway. I plan to replace him with myself since only I know how to fix things. I will be your better Dinner.
Third, we have to get rid of those stagnant historical exhibits that are maid by those woke histerical historeans who I am sure are all Demonkratz laking my very highest morals. that encludes the WOke exhibits that mischaracterized the Pravda buy focusing on the truth.
Forth, I plan to move that hole museum to Murry Largoe and start charging admission which I should have done before but I think about how to make a buck for Doe. the admission fee will cover the rent I plan to charge for the museum being on my property.
G.L.
