First, ignore that maple flag waveing Northender of the Border @todmaffin. He’s not on my team!
Second, when @todmaffin makes come corney jokes about my inposition of a 50% tearoff, just know that the jokes on him and his hole gang of camadian buddies. Yes, I’m putting on a 50% terrif on the real things that Americans besides your great Leader needs becuase I no that Canada will foot (not meter or metre or cm/s or mm’s the bill whatthehellelse) the bill.
You want a trade war, Canada? Yeah, I’m ready to send in my Old Old Gard…the one from those old TV shows…to teach you beaver lovers a thing of 2. And, buy the whey @todmaffin, if you think you can lure away great those U.S. of A nurses to youre little corner of canada by offering them better pay, benefits, workin enviornment, living evirenmment and other trivial stuff like that, then youre sorelee wrong, Tod.
By the way, whats the Hell wrong with your name “Mr”. @TODMaffin? Too cheep to use both 2 d’z in Tod which should really be Todd. Did your parents h8 u and want YOU 2 get beeten up in school by those other kids that have all the rite letters in their names? Did you really go to school or just learn everrething at the CBC? Not even good enough 4 the BBC, witch is obviously one better than the CBC, eh?!
Any way, just know that the tearuffs YOU canadadians will pay will go to paying for my big bueatful wall with Mexico…itz only fare since they are south of your border, too!
Graet Laeder
