Both the failing New York Times and the failing Washington Post said that I was in a aircraft catering card for my safety. What crap! I was just looking for a Big Mac cuz I was hungry and I’m the great leader so I get to eat whenever I want and whatever I want and wherever I want. Sure they took me to the other plane and they told me it was for some reason, but I know they were just trying to make sure that I had a way to cure my Big Mac attack.
Look, if you’re going to be on a long flight like I am all the time to my various golf courses, you better make sure you have lots of Big Macs and fries, and don’t let them tell you that you have to eat at a particular time or to particular place or a particular way, go find your inner food cart!
