…and the Truth is Optional
I think I’m going to change the lyrics to a song written by some dead hippie guy…
This land is my land, this land is my land…
From the Cali-unfortunates to the Red State islands.
From the saw-down forests, to the Gulf of America..This land was made for yours truly meAs I was chauffeured-down that ribbon of MY way,
I saw above me Great Leader’s sign-way,
I saw below me that developable valley
This land was made for only me.
This guy sings real fast but I am able to hear that he knows that I’m a very stable genius so that’s right. That’s all that matters is that you know that I am your stable genius leader of greatness.
♥
The Demoncrazies on the press are all acting like I said something bad. No, of course it’s good. I said it. I like inflation.
I like blowing things up. I like increasing things that I can hold. I like seeing businesses charge more because that means that share prices will go up. I like it when we show the world that i can driveup numbers cuz that must be good. Yes.
I love inflation.
GL out!
To my ny true nix MGLG (MAKE GRATE LEADER GRATER) fans, you are most welcome. Only your Great Leader could turn around the booze that those demoncratic bone spurs fans for screaming at the game I attended the other night.
Like I said, ur welcome!
Great leader, out.
Last night, the nicks lost to the bone-spurs because the stuped fanz booed. Youd think a home team fan would be yelling and screaming to support there team but NO, they had to booze at there own team. What lozers.
In was way back in 1923 when some guy called Joe Stalin quipped:
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.
Right on Joe. I could not have said it better, so I’ll take credit for it! Henceforth I command that you credit me for that Pravda!
The Demoncrazies can’t figure out how to run an election. Only RepubliCanDo’s know how, and only then the way that I approve so that our Grovelling Old Party always wins.
Only I, supervising and my trusted lieutenants will count votes to ensure that the proper outcome is always achieved.
This is your Great Leader.. Out!
The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.
Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.
THis is your Great Leader! HEAR WE GO AGAIN!!! Calif has MASSIVE voter fraud AGAIN! Thats bcause the DEMONCRATES allow and even FORCE voters to voter by male!!!,
EveN the FAILING new yoRK TIMES is reporting it. They talk about that FRAUD!!!!!!.!!!!!,!!!
You’re GREAT LEADER HAS THE ANS\R,,, Dont allow DEMONCREATS TO VOTE BY MALE!
SUM STUPD PEPLE SAY I CANT HAvE MY EASTWING BALLSROOM AND DARED 2 SUE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEDRER.
WE’LL MY personnel DOj lawyre YAAKOV ROTH set the RECORDING STraight. The judge, some lady named Pat Millett (a BROCK HHUSSAIN OBAMA APPOINTEE!!!!!!} asked.asked my lawyer mr RotH if i could b stoppEd from bulldozening Lady LIbErTy… she asked.
If the government decides to move very quickly and bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, the people whose ancestors — that was the first thing they saw coming to this country — but the government moved too fast, nothing can be done?
My lawYer Roth shut her right down when HE said:
I think that’s right, yes.
Frankly, I have NoT thoUght about bulldozEring the Statue of lady Liberty, but really, well, what a gureat idea!!,!,!. I think I can bilD a very nice Grate Leader hotel there.
Ok..THAts next On mY List!
the FAILING New Yoke Timez darred 2 rite about mi familys personal stuff. The NYt loozers said…
A Democratic effort to cancel the audit protection failed on a voice vote.
The result is that an apparently unprecedented and enormously valuable public benefit for the president has, so far, flown under the radar in Congress and passed into Mr. Trump’s hands without much protest from members of his own party.
I donut care about the Demoncrates. The Republicants are my little dogsand theyll do whut 4 my benifet like this or ill kick any oposing soo called membr of conGrEss out of office. My loyaL lemmings will du that 4 there GraTE leaDER.
YOU’RE GREAT LEADER iz VERY HAPPY TO SEE SKINDANCE DUMP THAT 60seconfs LOSER SCOTT PULLY. THE WHOLE SHOW IS A LOSER, AND THAT NEW LADY BArry IS TRYING 2 MAKE THNGS BETER AT THAT FAILING NETWORK. SHE should ALSO kan thaT FAILING NORma MCDONALDnWho was so MEAN 2 me!
GRATE LEADR OUT!
Every tine a republican votes with the Demoncrats, a angel in HEven loses his wings. Anglez are men like GRate LEADUR. Don’t 4get heaven dozen whats its angels, who are all Republicans, to turn to Demoncratz. . Remember I’m you’re gratest leeder and the allmitey appreciate my work.
I intend TO INSUrE THAT hOTT tODDY IS ANOINTED 2 B GRATE LEADers’ Owned AG. I will hAvE Toddy CONTINEU 2 dO GREAT LEDERS biding 2 protek the GRATE LEADER AND MY ROYAL Court.
THA PATRIOTIC SLUSH FUND OF $1,776BILL WITH a B WERE ONLY JUST A ROOSE TO HIDE THE BALLS OF WHAT YOUR GREAT LEADR ALWAYS WANTED: P:ROECTION FROM THE IRS…WHICH I CONTRROL. THATS WHY MY BOY HOT TODDY IS KEEPING MY FAMILY JEWELS INTACT, THAT IS FROM THE IRS ODITS WHAT ARE SO UNFARE TO ME. I GAT WHAT I WANTED AND YOU, MY DELITEFUL LEMMINGS, SHOULD BE AND MUST BE AND DAMM WELL BUTTER BE VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR FAVORAT GRET LEADEEDR. SEE HOW I JUST SAVED THE GOOD AND LOAYAL FOLLOWINGERS OF YOUR GREAT LEADER NEARLY $2 BILLION (that iS WITH a B) D$llARDS. I AM your grate LEADer..
ThIS IS YOUR GTRAT LEADUR WHO YUO LOVE AND OBAY! BLONDY BONDY Is my gurl. she nose how to duck questions an d changz topics. She LURNED THAT FROM YOUR GRATE LIDER. YO GO BLONDIE. GREat leadur OUT.!
THE DEMOZ R ULREDY SAYING THAT MI CHOISE FOT NATIONAL SECURITY ADVZR IS NUT QUALIFID!! MR BILL puLLT IZ A FULLY QUALIFD HOME BUILDER LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GREAT LEADER, BUT NOT AS SUCKSESFULL AS YOURE GREAT LEADER. MR BILL IS ALLSO ACCOMPLISHED ON THE FAILED SATURNDAY NITE LIVE. OH NOOOOOOO! GreAT LEADR OUT!
THIS IS YOURE GREAT LEADRE. NO CORT THING IS GOING 2 GET MY BELOUVED NAME OFF THE WALE OF TH GREAT LEADERZ THEATRE. ITS MINE AND BELOUNGS TO ME ME ME!!! I INTEDN TO MAKE IT ALL GOOLD AND SHINEY INSIDE LIKE EVERYTHANG I TOUCH SO GOOD. THIS IS YOUR GRATE LEADER!
Your Gurate Leader is a very STABLE GENIOUS. JJUST ASK ANYONE WHO I NOT HA8FUL OF ME! I WILL SMIT DOWN ALL OF HTE GOODLESS SOLES AT ABC THUR MY BCAR!
I AM YOUR GREAT LEADER. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHEN I SIT ON THE THROWNE I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THOSE LOWER CAP LOUVERS. I BELIEEVE THAT THE LEADER ABOVE HAS APOINTED ME TO LEAD OUR GREATEST NATION TO BE GREATER AGAIN BECASE I ONLY CAN DO IT. WE WILL STRIKE DOWN THE UNBELIVERS AND I WILL LED YOU TO MY PROMISE LAND. THOS IN THE OPPOSIING PARTY WILL BE SMITED BY MY MITETY INTELECT I ONLY WILL LED YOU TO THE GREATNESS I HAVE TOLD YOU YOU LOST AND YOU BELIEVD ME. BELIVE ME NOW WHEN I TELL YOU TO BUY MY MERCHINDICE, WHICH IS MADE IN THE LAND OF OUR EMETYS, BECAUSE IT FORCES THERE PEOPLE TO BE PAID LOWER THEN THE LOWER WAGEZ I FIGHT FOR YOU TO GET WITHOUT TIPPS ON TAXES. WHY ANYONE WOULD TIP A TAX IS BEYOND MI. i AM YOUR GREAT LEADER! THANK YOU FOR LISTING TO ME. GL OUT!