…and the Truth is Optional
Attention all media!!!
I’ll be doing a national address 2morrow night. Know, it’s not 1600 pensikvania street… That’s my address.
More importantlee, is that I will be talking about stolen elections or something like it. Much more important than stolen valer.
I been told that some of the networks may not be carrying my critical speech
The straight of Horsemuzz is a terrible name for a valuable and profitable canal for me. For that reason I am emeditally renaming it…weight 4 it…”Your Great Leeders’ Straight of America.’
I immediately order all cartoggafers in this 🌍 world (see, i spelt it 4u in case u dont read emogee) to
As the onLY true keeper of the Pravda, only I know how to fix the demonkratic-kauzed problems at the Smithsonian.
F1rst, everything has to be thickly laminated in gold krylon ppaint and
So, those loosing local government tpyes in my 51st State (they must be DEMONkrats) think they can open thier Gordie How International Bridge between my Detroit and there Windsor, in the nearly Great USA state of Ontario, without my personal permission? They think(?) they can do that on July 27?
I’m here to set the record scared straight. Not for all the French fries at
Read More “Howe will the Bridge to my 51th State Open wiTHout my Ok? nOoOo Whey!”
On1ce again the faultering and phailling New Yerk tymes how’s the audacity tto says im RIPPING OFF my loyal minnions.Thatguy
Read More “NYTimez CLaimz im ripping off my minnows? so WhaT?”
Herez a fotografh that I held back until now!! i’M the Si’s BOss!
I have ordered my minions in the various departments of MY government to eliminate all guns
Read More “guns don’t kill people. regulations kill people.”
Perhaps you didn’t know it, but you’re GREET Leader loveS a certain WAR movie. No one knows that secretly I was also a great fighter pilot in the secret war in my head.MY CALLSIGN WAS…
Former Senator Bob Rumson is my politickle mentor…
as July 4th is a miner holiday, I have decreed the hence4ward it is now “Celabraate The Greatest Leeder Day.” When you grill your hamburgers and
Some Looney tunes out there are complaining that I’ve made billions of dollars being in office. And being your great leader. I Desrve All if It!
Being your great leader takes a lot of time out of my busy day of executive time so I
Read More “sure ive maid BILLION$ from being youre Greet Leedur! i dserve it all!”
Lets there be any doubt, I am HERE to serve man!!!! As a member of the kanamits, MY goal is to serve as many people as possible.
I LOVE MAN!!! I LOVE woMAN.
So only 3 of my pursonal judges got it rite to strike down birthrite. ILL SHOW THE OUTLAYERS ON MY COURT!!!!!
YOURE GREAT LEDER HAS A BRAN KNEW PLAN!
Now that ONly the really smart justices on the supreme Court have told me what i ulreddy new…
The failing Nu Yerk tymes once again is trying to connect me with those two people named Eriic and Dawn.
I have a plan!
I have ordered my Federal Police Park people to hunt down and arrest some guy named Shreek. I have it on good authority that he’s been peeing in MY reflecting pond and that’s why it’s turned green.
I’m going to get that GRRRN dumdum and give him the justice he deserves… The deaF penalty by drowning in YOUR GRATE LEEDERS reflecting poUnd.
The nice thing is that no one will be able to see HIZ bodie down there.
Next on my list of Pond confabulators is the Green Hoarenet, which I understand was a fourn looking car made by the Make American Motors company Great Again Company.
i told u I have a plan!
GL out!
A great threat looms against our beloved nation, and your great leader is determined to win it at any cost, and probably at a lot of cost. But, I’m going to fight
You’re GREET LEADER has picked Bill Poultry (i call him the Chickin Man) as Acting Director of National Intelligence. Because the roll is on an acting basis, Drum Sticks does not 🚫 need any Senate confirmation, especially buy the Demonkratz… However, ill decide latter if Colonel Sanders will be mi permanent nominee for the position.
The FAILING new youk times has a head line today that says, ‘Independence Day Events Will Ground Flights in Washington.’
I saw the movie and I know that the aliens are
The demonkratz and a small puckerfull of disloyal rinos tell me I have to spill the 🫘 on my piece deal.
No way joesay!
It’s my deal and I’ll spill the 🫘 if I want to… Only I know the souper greatness now B4 the elections. You cant handle the tooth!
Just no that you’re GREAT LEEDER has everything under my control!
Yeah MY nicks won game set and match over the looser Bone Spurs, but it shod have been in four. I had to be the witness to those Demoncratic fans booing MY team when I supervised Game 3! but four those NY losers THEY would have crossed the finish line in the fourth game!
Had the Dems not stolen the mayorz race, MY NICOs wood be gold meddle winers allready!
You’re Greet Leeder haz Spookin!
so a failing federal court judge has decided to take my name off of that old decrepit and failing building? I think the next thing, and what I should have done before, is simply tear down that old building and build a glorious new eddiface to celebrate me… and occasionally my approved arts!
Glorious Leader OUT.
I think I’m going to change the lyrics to a song written by some dead hippie guy…
This land is my land, this land is my land…
From the Cali-unfortunates to the Red State islands.
From the saw-down forests, to the Gulf of America..This land was made for yours truly meAs I was chauffeured-down that ribbon of MY way,
I saw above me Great Leader’s sign-way,
I saw below me that developable valley
This land was made for only me.
This guy sings real fast but I am able to hear that he knows that I’m a very stable genius so that’s right. That’s all that matters is that you know that I am your stable genius leader of greatness.
♥
The Demoncrazies on the press are all acting like I said something bad. No, of course it’s good. I said it. I like inflation.
I like blowing things up. I like increasing things that I can hold. I like seeing businesses charge more because that means that share prices will go up. I like it when we show the world that i can driveup numbers cuz that must be good. Yes.
I love inflation.
GL out!
To my ny true nix MGLG (MAKE GRATE LEADER GRATER) fans, you are most welcome. Only your Great Leader could turn around the booze that those demoncratic bone spurs fans for screaming at the game I attended the other night.
Like I said, ur welcome!
Great leader, out.
Last night, the nicks lost to the bone-spurs because the stuped fanz booed. Youd think a home team fan would be yelling and screaming to support there team but NO, they had to booze at there own team. What lozers.
In was way back in 1923 when some guy called Joe Stalin quipped:
I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.
Right on Joe. I could not have said it better, so I’ll take credit for it! Henceforth I command that you credit me for that Pravda!
The Demoncrazies can’t figure out how to run an election. Only RepubliCanDo’s know how, and only then the way that I approve so that our Grovelling Old Party always wins.
Only I, supervising and my trusted lieutenants will count votes to ensure that the proper outcome is always achieved.
This is your Great Leader.. Out!
The failing New York times just published a stupid article
about my boy, Kennedy. CLaimz 0 that hez not ngagged with public health. Ha.
Hez right to degage! Like edukation, pibilic health should be a resurch done by my hundred’s of millionz of loyal REPUBLICANS followurs. think or the hundreds of millions of my loyal TRUE AMERICAN lemings NOW FREE TO doing cancer research from there kitchen? Now Well lick cancer even fastur than I can complete my currunt war. wait! It’s not a war because Congress didnt say it was… its just a police action chase I LOVE my police.